testjeiorjtiorejgoierjgoierjgoiejroigjr wo guys! hallowwd ween is around the corner! that means its time for some SCARY BUTT FUN. i love scaring people all the time! i like scaring heterosexual men by fucking their ass with my cock!! what are some other fun SCARY things we can do this cocktober??? HOW ABOUT bobbing for dildos! You will need some water safe, lightweight dildos that can float in water. Oil them up with some anal lube or crisco to make them extra slippery! Then blind fold and hogtie your friends and then you all bend over the big tub and try to grab as many as possible! the winner gets to rape the loser in the ass with all the dildos they retrieved. you can also add another challenge layer by occasionally have a friend shit into the tub and if you accidentally sink your teeth into a turd instead, it counts as a negative point. Another fun activitiy you can do is making your own dildos out of spooky things. For example you can go to the graveyard and dig up some skeleton bones to use as spooky dildiss! It's a great way to reconnect with those who have passed on to the other sexy side. Then the undertaker will come over ask you what the hell's going on here. Then you can tell him I'm just getting boned in this sexy graveyard, and then make him join in on the fun!! This is also a good time to watch scray movies. one of my favorite scary movies is the Rocky Horror Picture Show! some people say that i look like Brad, but I act like FrankenFurter except i'm more gay than him because he's a stinky bisexual, EW! One time me, Barney, Ronald the Penis clown McDonald, and Dick the Clown dressed up as chracters from the movie and made a sexy gay shota cookie! then we all played cream on the cookie! And of course, we can't forget to carve our own squashlight pumpkins. Here is Stu's squashight pumpkin! He has a massive crush on Donald!
Here are some other fun ideas! Just don't stick your dick in the glory hole while the candle is on, unless you're into pain. Hoo!
