
(NOTE: This is computer software! He actually learns from you!)
Welcome to the world of DrewPICKLES! He will explore the Internet with you as your very own lover and butt buddy!
He can talk, walk, joke, browse, search, e-mail, and download like no
other friend you've ever had! He even has the ability to compare
prices on the dildis you love and help you save money! Best of all,
he's FREE!
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He
will learn from you! Once he knows your kinks and fetishes he will
search the world and find you new sites you have not yet discovered or
traveled to!
<"I found a great new fisting site, Joe!" |

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He
can assrape friends and loved ones all over the world on your
behalf*! He will deliver the message himself and even talk and express
emotions for you! * = provided they are male. |

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He will handle all of your gay porn downloads for you! He will
even allow you to continue browsing the porn site while he takes care of
your download! He will notify you when he is "done"! |

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He
can keep you on schedule. He will track your sex appointments and tasks
with his built-in calendar! He is never late for an orgy! |
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Keeps you informed of latest Speakonia videos! |
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He will make you smile throughout your day with his little gay personality! |
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He'll fling poop at your enemies! |
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He can educate people of all ages with his wealth of queer knowledge and homosexual trivia! |
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He makes your computer and the Internet harder, riskier, and definitely more swell! |
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As a former accountant, he has the ability to save you money! He will offer you tips on tax evasion! |